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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 06:35
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
How do I get my body in shape?
So, the docs changed it to read
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
J.M. Smucker plans to remove artificial colors from its jams and other products - NPR
They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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A Mesozoic myth: Dinosaurs didn’t rule the Earth like we think - Big Think
So they tried
Minds and Behinds
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
From Delta to Starship, SpaceX’s ambitious plan for SLC-37’s future - NASASpaceFlight.com -
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Is heroin really as good as people say it is?
Unacceptable again!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
Here’s what Ozempic and Wegovy are really doing to your mouth - The Independent
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
Why did the Greek city state never form an empire?
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
Which sunblock is best for oily skin?
Loons and Moons
No go.
Everyone loved it.